Friday May 7, 2010

C&W Star CHELY WRIGHT Comes Out; Angry God Responds By Flooding Grand Old Opry

After learning in the new issue of People Magazine that Country & Western singer Chely Wright is a lesbian, God has shown his wrath by flooding Nashville, the capital of C&W music and home to the iconic performance hall, the Grand Old Opry.




Over the past several years, religious leaders have attributed a flurry of natural disasters—earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, etc.—to God's punishment for mankind's decadence, especially homosexuality.


Wright's self-centered decision to publicly come out (and try to boost her career) has obviously provoked the Supreme Being and ignited a costly calamity for the entire C&W industry.


Feel better about yourself now, Chely?




Monday May 3, 2010

QUEEN LATIFAH Renews Subscription to People Magazine

My Comrade has learned that entertainer Queen Latifah has renewed her subscription to People Magazine.



Her year-long subscription was to have ended last week, but she made a last-minute decision to renew after hearing that this week's issue features a celebrity coming-out cover story.


Latifah wants to learn for herself about the tantalizing news!




Filed Under: Celebrities, Media COMMENTS


Saturday May 1, 2010

Heterosexuals To Blame For Giant OIL SPILL

Heterosexuals' long history of destroying the environment continues with a giant oil spill ravaging the Gulf of Mexico.


The cause of the disaster is a  leaking oil rig owned by British Petroleum.  Like virtually all other multinational oil companies, its executives and workers are overwhelming straight.


The rig was installed several years ago to suck oil from the Earth primarily so heterosexuals can fuel large cars to transport their large families.


As heterosexuals add more and more people to our crowded planet, their increasing demand for oil is sure to result in more environmental disasters.


Straights = Oil Greed = Earth Disaster.




Filed Under: World News COMMENTS


Thursday April 29, 2010

MY COMRADE Calls For Boycott of Arizona's Tacky TURQUOISE JEWELRY

Boycott Arizona!  That's the battle cry after the state passed a harsh new law cracking down on illegal immigrants. joins the fight by urging members of the LGBT community to boycott one of the state's most important products—tacky turquoise jewelry.



Arizona annually produces a huge onslaught of garish bright blue rings, bracelets, belt buckles, earings, bolo ties and other items.


Many of the accessories are purchased by flamboyant gays, especially same-sex square dancers.



For them to curb their turquoise jewelry habit will take considerable effort.


But we must stay united in our activist efforts.


Boycott tacky turquoise jewelry from Arizona now!  (Tacky turquoise jewelry from New Mexico is acceptable.)


Filed Under: Activism, Fashion COMMENTS


Tuesday April 27, 2010

Boyish Pop Singer JUSTIN BIEBER Tops Priest Poll

According to a new survey, Catholic priests consider sixteen-year-old singing sensation Justin Bieber to be their favorite celebrity.




"He's such a fine spicemen of young manhood," gushes Father Woody O'Leacher of Dublin, Ireland.


"There's no one more innocent and pure looking," agrees Boston priest Wally Pincher.


Another priestly favorite: American Idol's David Archuleta who is 19-years-old but looks much younger.


In recent years the Jonas Brothers ranked high in the priest poll, but the group's popularity has declined as its members have matured.


Says Father O'Leacher, "We priests prefer young talent."





Sunday April 25, 2010

CHASTITY BONO Donates Breasts To Help Smother Volcano

Iceland has a powerful new weapon for combating exploding volcanoes: Chastity Bono's recently removed breasts.



Bono, the offspring of pop-music duo Sonny and Cher, is transitioning into a man and has been holding on to her substantial flesh mounds with plans of someday transforming them into a hilly park.  She has decided instead to generously donate them to Iceland's emergency volcanic efforts.


A fleet of helicopters will transport her breasts from California to active volcano Eyjafjallajökull where they will be dropped into its gaping crater.  The sheer size of the breasts is expected to completely stuff up the volcano and halt emission of lava and poisonous ash.



"I'm so proud of my son," said Cher, when reached at her Malibu mansion.



Friday April 23, 2010

ARCHIE CARTOON's New Gay Guy Has Shocking Porno Past!

The creators of "Archie Comics" have introduced the story's first gay character!




Kevin Keller is cute, kind, wholesome...


Or so he appears!


Check out these shocking images obtained by My Comrade of his porno past!



Is quaint Riverdale ready for kinky Kevin?!



(Thanks to media manipulator Michael Magnan)


Filed Under: Lechery, Scandal COMMENTS