Friday May 7, 2010
After learning in the new issue of People Magazine that Country & Western singer Chely Wright is a lesbian, God has shown his wrath by flooding Nashville, the capital of C&W music and home to the iconic performance hall, the Grand Old Opry.
Over the past several years, religious leaders have attributed a flurry of natural disasters—earthquakes, tsunamis, hurricanes, etc.—to God's punishment for mankind's decadence, especially homosexuality.
Wright's self-centered decision to publicly come out (and try to boost her career) has obviously provoked the Supreme Being and ignited a costly calamity for the entire C&W industry.
Feel better about yourself now, Chely?
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