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Saturday May 1, 2010

Heterosexuals To Blame For Giant OIL SPILL

Heterosexuals' long history of destroying the environment continues with a giant oil spill ravaging the Gulf of Mexico.

 

The cause of the disaster is a  leaking oil rig owned by British Petroleum.  Like virtually all other multinational oil companies, its executives and workers are overwhelming straight.

 

The rig was installed several years ago to suck oil from the Earth primarily so heterosexuals can fuel large cars to transport their large families.

 

As heterosexuals add more and more people to our crowded planet, their increasing demand for oil is sure to result in more environmental disasters.

 

Straights = Oil Greed = Earth Disaster.

 

 

 

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