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Friday June 20, 2008

Miss Thing, Did You Hear About the DRAG QUEEN Pageant at THE STONEWALL BAR in NYC? It Was Twisted!

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My Comrade Editor Linda Simpson here… Last night I had the honor of emceeing the first ever Miss Stonewall Pageant… and it was a hoot!

The Stonewall is, of course, the birthplace of modern gay liberation—back in 1969, it was where a bunch of fed-up fags, dykes and dragsters rioted against the corrupt NYC police force.  Last night, the atmosphere was still riotous—in a goofy way—with an all-over-the-map contest that featured everything from earnest lipsynchers to nutso performance artists.

The judges gave top honors to the kooks...

Second place went to La JohnJoseph, who performed a spirited and messy (fake blood galore) interpretation of David Bowie’s Fame.  She’s pictured with her stage partner, Thain Torres. 

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First runner-up was awarded to the Duchess of Razzle Dazzle (a.ka. Duch), whose “talent” was chowing down a dozen uncooked hot dogs.  Here she is with her pal, rock singer Tommy Hottpants.

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And the winner is… Sugga Pie Koko, who served Insane Realness.  Her Hershey’s maxi-dress was ovah!

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As the winner, she receives $200 in cash, a photo session by photographer Will Smith, and a prominent position on Stonewall’s float in the upcoming gay pride parade.  

Cheer up Duch and Violet Temper... there's always next year! 

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All hail the New Miss Stonewall!

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 Let her wisdom and beauty be an inspiration to us all!