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Saturday August 16, 2008

That Ain't Fair! COCK-TEASING GYMNASTS Win Medals, But NUDE WRESTLERS Get the Boot!

There's nothing more voyeuristic than the Olympics—billions of television viewers ogling some of the world’s best toned bods, including those belonging to the American gymnastic team.

American Men's Gymnastic Team 2008 Olympics

When the team competed earlier this week—and nabbed bronze—there was an erotic sense of excitement as the nubile athletes showed off their bulging torsos and incredible dexterity.  (Can you imagine how much fun those guys must be in bed?)

American Men's Gymnastic Team 2008 Olympics

But back in the good ol’ U.S. of A., two college star wrestlers—Paul Donahoe and Kenny Jordan of the University of Nebraska—got into big trouble for daring to assert their sexuality after it was revealed that they posed nude for the porn site FratmenTV.

Paul Donahoe FratMenTV.com  Kenny Jordan FratMenTV.com

The reaction was swift and predictable: A steady stream of pious outrage and homophobic ridicule, especially from sports-writers and commentators.  “College athletes must remain pure,” railed columnist Rick Telander in the Chicago Sun-Times.

Yes, you guessed it—Donahoe and Jordan (who are presumably straight) were kicked off their wrestling team.

Once again, America’s puritanical streak raises its ugly head.  And two young athletes are punished for doing basically the same thing as the lauded Olympics gymnasts: Putting their hard-earned muscular physiques on display for an eager and appreciative public.

Donahoe and Jordan deserve medals, too—solid gold for their great sexual service to mankind.

 

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